Accordian Jokes

If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story building, which one lands first? Who cares?

What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion? The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.

What do you call ten accordians at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

What's a bassoon good for? Kindling for an accordion fire.

What's a accordion good for? Learning how to fold a map.