Accordion Jokes

How does a male accordionist get a circumcision?

Plays the accordion with his pants down.

Q: What's the difference between an accordion and a concertina?
A: The accordion takes longer to burn.

Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.

If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story building, which one lands first? Who cares?

Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!