Accordion Jokes

How does a male accordionist get a circumcision?

Plays the accordion with his pants down.

An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.

An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion? A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.Q: What do accordion players use as a contraceptive? A: Their personalities. Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm! Q: What's a gentleman? A: Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't. Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion. Q: What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathisers.Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides. Q: What's the difference between an accordion and a concertina? A: The accordion takes longer to burn. Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case. Q: What's an accordion good for? A: more...

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion to the t.v., it's going to be cold out.

Q: What is the definition of an optimist?
A: An accordion player with a pager.