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    On the first day of Christmas, technology gave to me
    A database with a broken b-tree (what the hell is a b-tree anyway?)
    On the second day of Christmas, technology gave to me
    Two transceiver failures (CRC errors? Collisions? What is going on?)
    And a database with a broken b-tree (Rebuild WHAT? It's a 10GB database!)
    On the third day of Christmas, technology gave to me
    Three French users (who, of course, think they know everything)
    Two transceiver failures (which are now spewing packets all over the net)
    And a database with a broken b-tree (Backup? What backup?)
    On the fourth day of Christmas, technology gave to me
    Four calls for support (playing the same Christmas song over and over)
    Three French users (Why do they like to argue so much over trivial things?)
    Two transceiver failures (How the hell do I know which ones they are?)
    And a database with a broken b-tree (Pointer error? What's a pointer error?)
    On the fifth more...

    On the first day of Christmas, technology gave to me: A database with a broken b-tree
    (what the hell is a b-tree anyway?)
    On the second day of Christmas, technology gave to me: Two transceiver failures
    (CRC errors? Collisions? What is going on?) And a database with a broken b-tree
    (Rebuild WHAT? It's a 10GB database!)
    On the third day of Christmas, technology gave to me: Three French users
    (who, of course, think they know everything) Two transceiver failures
    (which are now spewing packets all over the net) And a database with a broken b-tree
    (Backup? What backup?)
    On the fourth day of Christmas, technology gave to me: Four calls for support
    (playing the same Christmas song over and over) Three French users
    (Why do they like to argue so much over trival things?) Two transceiver failures
    (How the hell do I know which ones they are?) And a database with a broken b-tree
    (Pointer error? What a pointer error?)
    On the more...

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