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    Compounding the Offence

    A POLICE officer caught a young street goonda beating up another.
    'You are charged under Section 324 of the Indian Penal Code for causing physical injury to this man he said with authority.
    'Sir, pleaded the goonda,' I am young. Kindly reduce the offence form Section 324 IPC to something lower. I will do whatever Sewa I can.'
    'All right, I will reduce it by 17 and charge you under Section 307 IPC (causing serious injury).
    'Can't you make it a little lower?' pleaded the culprit.
    'I could. Instead of reducing it by 17, 1 could reduce it by 22 and charge you under Section 302' (murder).
    'May Hazoor live long,' said the grateful goonda.

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