"Rowntrees ramdoms" joke

by Anonym

A group of black men approach and say: can u tell me how to get to the trainstation please?
I say: certainly monkey face. U go past the cotton picking chimp, down past the crack house, round the burny cross, past the job centre, and its opposie the banana tree.
As I lay in hospital I'm thinking to my self thats the last time eat them fucking rowntrees randoms.

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Theres a mother and a daughter walking in the park and the daughter sees to tenagers having sex
The daughter goes to the mother and says: what r they doing mummy?
So mummy says there making cakes.
The morning after the daughter goes to the mother and says: u and more...

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