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    Q. Why did the feminist cross the road?
    A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.

    15 Fun Things to do in Public Areas
    (I actually did all of these)
    1. Go up to random people and ask "How are you doing?" See what kind of conversation you can start.
    (I met lots of new people this way)
    2. Ask someone what another person's name is nearby. Go up to that person and say "Hey, *person's name*. How are you? You forgot my name, again, didn't you!?" (People normally look at me very confused with this one.)
    3. Fall down in front of strangers, and see if they try to help. (If they don't help, I yell out, "FINE! DON'T HELP ME THEN!")
    4. Bump into someone and pretend it causes you to fall down. See if they apologize. (This is hard to do, because they normally try to avoid me when I try to bump them.)
    5. Walk behind someone until he/she turns around. Then say, "What?" (You should look very confused, so it makes them be confused also.)
    6. Run around and jump on things and make noises pretending to be a more...

    Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:
    1. Ask to borrow a comb, comb your tongue.
    2. Take random objects in his office and glue them to the floor.
    3. Refuse to cooperate unless he trades his pants.
    4. Bring pots and pans. Bang them together when he asks a question you don't like.
    5. After everything he says, say, "And how does that make you feel?"
    6. Point at random things and say, "Where did you get that?"
    7. Complain that his chair looks more comfortable.
    8. Repeat over and over, "I'm not hanging out with a bad influence, I AM a bad influence!"
    9. Sit underneath your chair.
    10. Stand on your head.
    11. Kill spiders on the wall with your fist. Eat what sticks to your hand and leave the rest sticking to the wall. Draw a circle around it to make sure everyone sees it.
    12. Never stop smiling.
    13. Scream every word.
    14. Repeatedly tell him to look at the ceiling. When he finally more...

    Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a comb, comb your tongue.2. Take random objects in his office and glue them to the floor.3. Refuse to cooperate unless he trades his pants.4. Bring pots and pans. Bang them together when he asks a question you don't like.5. After everything he says, say, "And how does that make you feel?"6. Point at random things and say, "Where did you get that?"7. Complain that his chair looks more comfortable.8. Repeat over and over, "I'm not hanging out with a bad influence, I AM a bad influence!"9. Sit underneath your chair.10. Stand on your head.11. Kill spiders on the wall with your fist. Eat what sticks to your hand and leave the rest sticking to the wall. Draw a circle around it to make sure everyone sees it.12. Never stop smiling.13. Scream every word.14. Repeatedly tell him to look at the ceiling. When he finally does, repeatedly tell him to look at the chair. When he finally does, more...

    Random House, publisher of "A Million Little Pieces," has agreed to a financial settlement with readers who claim they were defrauded by James Frey's memoir.
    Zondervan, a publisher of the Bible, immediately declared bankruptcy.

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