Anonym's Jokes

Theres a mother and a daughter walking in the park and the daughter sees to tenagers having sex
The daughter goes to the mother and says: what r they doing mummy?
So mummy says there making cakes.
The morning after the daughter goes to the mother and says: u and daddy were making cakes last night, werent u?
And the mum goes: how do u no?
So the daughter says: coz i was licking the icing from the sofa.

A group of black men approach and say: can u tell me how to get to the trainstation please?
I say: certainly monkey face. U go past the cotton picking chimp, down past the crack house, round the burny cross, past the job centre, and its opposie the banana tree.
As I lay in hospital I'm thinking to my self thats the last time eat them fucking rowntrees randoms.