"plentiful" joke
So there is a russian, a coloradan, and and mexican all sitting around the campfire. The russian is drinking a white russian, the mexican is drinking a margarita and the coloradan a coors. So the russian takes his drink, throws it in the air and shoots it. The mexican and coloradan asked "why did u do that?" he said " where i come from we have plenty of those." Then the mexican took his margarita, threw it in the air, and shot it, then the coloradan and the russian asked "why did u do that?" The mexican replied " where i come from we have plenty of margaritas." So then the coloradan takes the mexican, throws him in the air and shoots him. The russian says "why did u do that?" the then coloradan replies "where i come from we have plenty of mexicans!"
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