"Excuse Me" joke

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These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "Excuse me, what's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "Excuse me, what's meat?"
The North Korean says, "Excuse me, what's an opinion?"
The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me? What's excuse me?

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aas:Lol, sterotypical of this joke
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AMK:I thought it was cute. Y'd have to something about the outside world conditions to get it.
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Anonym:is that even funny
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Gerry:Why Russian?It makes no sence.
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Hi:It works better with an American, an Ethiopian, a Chinese and a new yorker
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