"Fire" joke

Sitting nan in the naughty corner because she started a fight at bingo

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

- They see me rollin', they hatin'...
- nan get out of the trolley

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...