"What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?" joke

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What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch? A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you!

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...



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- who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan thats mum

One day a girl went to church to make a confession
GIRL: Forgive me father for I have sined
PRIEST: What have you done my child
GIRL: I called a man a son of a bitch
PRIEST: Why did you call him a son of a bitch
GIRL: Caused he touched my hand
PRIEST: more...

Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience she'd had the previous night with this guy she brought home.

"Well, what happened when you got there?" Jill asked

"The bastard called me a blonde slut!" Mary more...

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