"Pool Fire" joke

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What is more stupid then a brunette trying to start a fire in a pool?
A blonde trying to put it out.

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

The road to success is marked with many tempting parking places.

I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin.
My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin?
I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Matt:What is its a great party and the pool is full of alcohol? ;)
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