"Nan" joke

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- who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan thats mum

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

A priest, a carpenter, and an army man all go up in a plane. The priest says lets all throw something out the window. So the priest starts by throwing a bible out the window. Then the carpenter throws a hammer out the window. Then the army man decides to throw a gernade out the more...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any more...

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