"Want to Go Hi-Tech?" joke
This guy is at the airport waiting for his flight which leaves at 6: 00 but he has forgotten his
watch, so he looks for someone to ask the time. He spots this guy walking past carrying 2 suitcases
and sporting this fabulous hi-tech watch, so he askes him for the time. The guy replies "Sure, which
country?" Our fella asks "How many countries have you got?" to which the reply is "All the countries
in the world!"
"Wow! That's a pretty cool watch you've got there."
"That's nothing. This watch also has a GPS facility, fax, e-mail and can even receive NTSC television
channels and display them on its miniature active color pixel LCD screen!"
"Boy, that's incredible. I wish I had a watch like that one. . . You wouldn't consider selling it by
any chance?"
"Well, actually the novelty has worn off by now, so for $900, if you want it, it's yours!"
Our watchless traveller can hardly whip out his check book fast enough, and hands over a check for
$900.
The seller takes off the watch and gives it to him. "Congratulations, here is you new hi-tech watch!"
and then handing the 2 suitcases over as well he says, "and here are the batteries!"
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.