"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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