"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "Got any fresh vegetables?"
- "No. We have only canned and dry goods."
The next day, the duck returns:
- "Got any fresh more...
Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.