"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.