"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared