"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

Nobody's a virgin...life screws us all.

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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