"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...
My wife says I never listen... or something like that...