"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

An entrepreneur attended an auction at which he won the bid on an old safe. With dreams of a large fortune inside, he was told that the business from which the safe originated was so long defunct, that no one had the combination. Undaunted, he called a locksmith to try to get more...

15 Fun Things to do in Public Areas
(I actually did all of these)
1. Go up to random people and ask "How are you doing?" See what kind of conversation you can start.
(I met lots of new people this way)
2. Ask someone what another person's name is more...

Q. Two feminists jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 99% of their decisions.

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

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