"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...
Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.