"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 99% of their decisions.

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "No."
- "Got any fresh vegetables?"
- "No. We have only canned and dry goods."
The next day, the duck returns:
- "Got any fresh more...

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Sanity is nice to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

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