"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

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