"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...
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A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a
bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes
The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I
will grant you one wish, anything that you want."
A man's wife is his better half, but his mistress is his better hole.
Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.