"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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