"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.

The man is more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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