"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
Chuck Norris died years ago than reapears just to afraid to tell him
Dragonball Z is the story of Chuck Norris as a sperm.
The only person ever to outsmart Chuck Norris was Steven Hawkings, and he got what was coming.
Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well more...