"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a
bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes
The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I
will grant you one wish, anything that you want."