"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared