"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows).
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights).
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials".
6. Family coming to more...

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!


Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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