"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
A person who makes no mistakes, generally makes nothing.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.