"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again."
Soldier: "Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

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