"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About more...
What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
A whore met a plastic surgeon and asked him to make another hole
"What you need anoda hole for?" Asked the surgeon.
"Business is good" Replied the whore "So I want to open another branch"!