"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

Q. Two feminists jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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