"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

Carving a canoe isn't that hard. You just take a big block of wood and chip away everything that's not a canoe.


Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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