"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

You might be a redneck if you stare at the orange juice container because it says concentrate on it!

Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again."
Soldier: "Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"

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