"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About more...

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

A whore met a plastic surgeon and asked him to make another hole
"What you need anoda hole for?" Asked the surgeon.
"Business is good" Replied the whore "So I want to open another branch"!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.

The man is more...

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