"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 99% of their decisions.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "Got any fresh vegetables?"
- "No. We have only canned and dry goods."
The next day, the duck returns:
- "Got any fresh more...
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
Sanity is nice to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.