"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again."
Soldier: "Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.