"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.