"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.

The man is more...

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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