"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Tax Time
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "what is your more...
My girlfriend had an abortion yesterday.
It went ok but it took a lot out of her.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?
A. Kentucky sucks.
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...