"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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