"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Little Jimmy, Little Billy, and Jimmy's father were at an Art Museum. Little Jimmy was looking at a picture of someone in a carriage being pulled by a horse.
Little Jimmy brought his father over to look at the picture, and he asked his father, "Daddy, what is more...
Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well more...
"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.