"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he queried:
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, I mean has anybody seen a more...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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