"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

A person who makes no mistakes, generally makes nothing.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

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