"Chuck Norris' beard" joke

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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