"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.