"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he queried:
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, I mean has anybody seen a more...
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...