"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
An entrepreneur attended an auction at which he won the bid on an old safe. With dreams of a large fortune inside, he was told that the business from which the safe originated was so long defunct, that no one had the combination. Undaunted, he called a locksmith to try to get more...
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.