Chin Jokes

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    Goofs for Titanic

    Hot 4 years ago

    Jack won his ticket by beating 2 pair with a full house. However, when we first see Jack's hand, he has nothihg that could be made in to a full house, and only draws one card.
    Revealing mistakes
    A strip of desert is visible between the dock and the Titanic when docked at Southampton.
    Jack claims to have gone ice fishing on Lake Wissota, which wasn't created until five years after the Titanic sank. Jacks claims to have visited the Santa Monica Pier, which did not begin construction until 1916. The pipe frames supporting the third class berths have set-screw speed rail fittings, not developed until 1946.
    In the scene where Jack is teaching Rose to spit, there is no spit on his chin as he starts to turn around to face the ladies, but by the time he has completed his turn he has some on his chin.
    The main characters have lunch in the Palm Court/Verandah on A Deck. These were not used for more...

    Chin Chicker!

    Hot 2 years ago

    I was sitting in one of those vibrating chairs at the mall –
    That thing went all the way down my spine, unhooked my bra, and grabbed my ass –
    Not bad action for$1.00 for 2 minutes! I closed my eyes, leaned back to relax, and when I opened them - I had drawn spectators! I thought all the voyeurs in the mall had gathered around to watch my tits jiggle! Come to find out they were looking at my chin!

    Chuck Norris' beard

    Hot 6 years ago

    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

    The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.

    The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

    The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand.... and try saying things like "Yes, I see," and "Yes, go on," and "I understand."

    The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

    The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No sh*t... what happened next??"

    Your momma is so stupid...
    She wears a wig with a chin strap.

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