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There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the
boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

"That was a honey bee," his father said,"one of our friends, and for
stomping him you will do without honey for a more...

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Chuck Norris eats pieces of metal for breafast and shits out a tool shed at lunch.

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