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There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

It takes balls to be a transvestite.

Why does a blonde only change diaper on her baby once a month?
Because it says good for up to 20 pounds

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.


Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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