"Then there was the undertaker" joke
Then there was the undertaker who signed all his letters with "Eventually
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!