"The trouble with talking too fast" joke
The trouble with talking too fast is, you may say something you haven't thought of yet.
Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.
One day Sisyphus and Oedipus meet.
Oedipus: Hello, rollingstone.
Sisyphus: Hello, motherfucker.
A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.
That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a more...
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
What did the camel say to the giraffe?
Want a hump!