"Regular naps prevent old age" joke

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Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

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A man on a bus spends much of the journey staring at the guy sitting opposite. Before long the other guy starts staring back and demands to know why he is the focus of so much attention.

“I’m very sorry,” begins the first man, “but if it weren’t for the more...

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Funny J:hm.. alcohol prevents old age as well
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