"The four Nuns" joke
once there was these four nuns who died and went to heaven.When they got to the pearly gates they were greeted by saint Peter with a bowl of holy water. he told them he had to ask them a simple question before he could let them in.The first nun approched and he said "have you ever touched a penis?"she said yes but only with this one finger...He said swirl it around in the holy water and go on in.The second nun approached and he asked "if she had ever touched a penis?"she said yes but only with her hand.He said swirl it in the holy water and go on in..but before the third nun could approach the fourth nun had pushed her aside and came up to the bowl of holy water.. Saint peter said "what do you think you are doing?!"She said "I just want to wash my mouth out before she sits her fat ass in the holy water...
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