"The flee that got beat up by a bald guy" joke
there are 3 flee's and they jumped of a dog and went on to a girl so the 3 flee's got tierd and they was like were are you going to sleep flee 1 sain im going to sleep on the boob because it is soft and flee 2 said i am going to sleep in the arm pit because its warm and flee 3 said i am going to sleep in the vagina because its alot of room so the woke up in the morning and asked each other how was there sleep flee 1 said i slept good because it was soft and flee 2 said i couldnt sleep because i was smelly in their and flee 3 said i didnt get any dam sleep because a white bald guy came in there and punched me and them he spit on me!
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...