"The Hospital Visit" joke

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Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey Tim, what're you in for?" "I'm getting my tonsils out - I'm a little worried," said Tim. "Oh don't worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!"Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?" "I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is," Sammy answered."Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"
Once upon a time, there was a girl... "Once upon a time, there was a girl who was sleeping in her bedroom... SHE was snoring loudly... Mom regonised the noise and sehe went upstairs to see what was the noise...
After a while she saw that the girl was like a chicken!!!

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