"The Bill's Clock" joke

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Priya Dies And Goes To Heaven Where She Meets St. Peter. She Notices That There Are Clocks Everywhere. She Asks St. Peter Why
Are There So Many Clocks Here. St. Peter Tells Herthat Each Clock Represents A Person On Earth And That Every Time A Person
Tells A Li, The Clock Ticks Off One Second. St. Peter Explains That The One Clock Has Never Moved Because It Belonged To Mother
Teresa And She Never Told A Lie Her Whole Life. The Next Clock Belonged To Abraham Lincoln And Since He Only Told Two Lies His
Whole Life, Only Two Seconds Had Clicked. Priya Asks,"Where Is Bill's Clock?"St. Peter Says,"Bill's Clock Is Upstairs In
Jesus's Office. He's Using It As A Ceiling Fan

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