"Sexy Housewife" joke
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off her. Every time she came in the room, he'd nearly jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make an unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret."
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on.
"Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man, he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man. .."
The repairman salivated in anticipation, "Yes, yes!"
"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door..."
"Yes, yes!"
"Would you please help me move the refrigerator?"
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...
What did the blonde's long sexy left leg say to her long sexy right leg?
Nothing, because they have never met.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
My wife has just found out I've been fucking a Hermaphrodite.
She screamed at me, "What's she got that I haven't got?"
"Well....."
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.