"Perfect shape" joke
Guy's wife comes home from her physical checkup at the M.D.'s, and her hubby says, "Well, how did it go?" She tells him, "The doctor says I'm in perfect shape!" Husband says, "Oh, yeah? How about that big fat ass?" She says, "Oh, we didn't talk about you!"
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl.
The Clean poo - The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but theres no poo on the toilet paper.
The Wet Poo- You wipe your butt fifty times more...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
A cop pulls over a guy.
"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"
"Gee, officer," the man says.
"Your eyes are awfully glazed - have you been eating doughnuts?"
A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at his local zoo when along came a gust of wind which swept some dust into his eye. The guy rubbed his eyelid which sent the gorilla crazy. He bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.
When the guy finally came to his more...
Cheap Beer
A man walks up to a bartender one night and asked for a beer.
"Certainly, sir. That'd be one cent."
The guy was surprised at the incredible price.
The guy, unable to believe such prices, looked up the menu and ordered a nice juicy T-bone steak with chips, more...