"Perfect shape" joke
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Guy's wife comes home from her physical checkup at the M.D.'s, and her hubby says, "Well, how did it go?" She tells him, "The doctor says I'm in perfect shape!" Husband says, "Oh, yeah? How about that big fat ass?" She says, "Oh, we didn't talk about you!"
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shaky x:shut up ya dick Anonym
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Anonym:fuck u
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Funny J:she's in perfect shape, so thinks the milkman
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Anonym:hehe
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this one is not worthy show
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Anonym:Nice comeback ))
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