"PORCH OR PORSCHE?" joke

Ujaagar was employed by an Englishman in Tolworth, London. The white man said that he would pay Ujaagar five pounds to go round to the front of the house and paint the porch.
After a couple of hours, Ujaagar came back with a tin of leftover white paint and declared that he had finished the job.
'That was very quick,' exclaimed the Angrez Sahib.
'Aa ta maara jya kaam si.' (Well, it was not a big job.) lO Porsche nahin, Mercedes Si (It was Mercedes, not a Porsche.)

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