"One tequila" joke
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car...who's driving?
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?
There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."