"Black guy and a Puerto Rican..." joke

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A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car...who's driving?
A Cop!!!

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...

A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the
young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed more...

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