"Do not argue with an idiot" joke

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Since the jellybeans are on the top shelf, the clerk goes into another room, brings out a ladder, gets the jellybeans down, takes out 10 cents worth, puts the more...

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family.
"But-where is your beard?" asks his mother upon seeing him.
"Mama," he replies, "in America, nobody wears a more...

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crazy_driver_78:Those who think they know it all annoy those who do.
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Anonym:LOL!!! Can't disagree with this one!
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