"One for dirty minds" joke

One for dirty minds The Gutter-Mind Test!
What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
What does a dog do that you can step into?
What is a 4-letter word that begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
*** The Correct Answers *** talk
legs
a twenty dollar bill
firetruck
bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
pants
fork
Almond Joy candy bar
grit
last name