"On the other hand, you" joke

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On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

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POOP:PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP FUCKING RUBIS
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naj:najasxashxdsuxh
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LOL:chrolololololol I have verbal diharea poop MY BROTHER FINLAY JONES IS AWSOME
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lolpoopmingmang:THIS JOKE FLIPING SUCKS
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Tomas:Sharp one! I just so see using this one in my conversation with my dear wife! he he
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