"Monica on Jenny Craig" joke

I just heard that Monica is going to advertise for Jenny Craig. I can hardly wait for the ads, where I can only assume that she is going to tell everyone that the secret to losing weight is not swallowing.

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Monica Lewinsky lost 31 pounds on the Jenny Craig weight program, for which she is now a spokeswoman.

The Starr report and its appendixes weighed 12 pounds.

Which would you rather have lost?

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