"Masked Halloween Party" joke
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. Unfortunately, the wife had a horrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. Being the devoted husband, he protested, but she argued that there was no need for his good time to be spoiled just because she wasn't going. She was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and urged him to go to the party and enjoy himself.
After taking some aspirin and sleeping for an hour or so, the wife awakened without any pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
Since her husband had no idea what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching him to see how he acted when she wasn't with him.
She joined the party and quickly spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every chick he could, copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. She casually sidled up to him and being a seductive woman herself, he left his partner high and dry and turned his attentions to her.
Naturally, since he was her husband, she allowed him to go as far as he wanted.
Eventually, he leaned closer to her and whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. The two of them went out to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home. She put the costume away and got into bed wondering what kind of explanation he would have for his behavior.
She was still awake when he came in so she asked him what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never enjoy myself when you're not with me," he replied.
"Did you dance very much?" she asked.
"I never even danced one dance," he said. "When I got there, I met up with a few of the guys, so we went into the den and played cards all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy that borrowed my costume sure had a real good time!"
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