"Jonah's Fate" joke
A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale."
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. "It is physically impossible!" she said.
Undaunted, the little girl said, "Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
To this, the teacher said, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then YOU ask him!"
Bungee Jumping Mamma
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Yo Momma So Fat!
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
Your mamma so ugly
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
Ya Mama
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!