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    Jonah's Fate

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    A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
    The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale."
    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. "It is physically impossible!" she said.
    Undaunted, the little girl said, "Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
    To this, the teacher said, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
    The little girl replied, "Then YOU ask him!"

    Things came to a head last week and the name Monica Lewinsky is fast
    becoming a real mouthful at the White House. The latest news about
    President Clinton is definitely hard to swallow and seems certain to
    leave a nasty taste in the mouth of the current administration. It
    will be some time before all the stains resulting from this issue are
    removed from the Oval Office.
    Monica Lewinsky has proved to be not as tight lipped as Clinton had
    hoped and is expected to spit out the truth to a Grand Jury tomorrow.
    She will surely go down in history for her orations concerning the
    comings and goings behind the doors of the Oval Office. Monica was
    apparently on her knees when she received the recent gagging order
    from the White House and now has to decide whether to swallow her pride
    and dispose of the evidence, or to succumb to the deep throated
    rumblings of the Washington Press Corp. and spill the issue wide open.
    Any attempt by Lewinsky more...

    Why couldn't Monica swallow?
    Because that would be destruction of evidence.

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"

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