"Insults one-liners 5…." joke

Take a vacation; go to Club Dead. Take off that mask! Don’t you think it’s a little early for Halloween? Talk is cheap, but so are you. That’s a very meaty question and I’d like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney! The closest she/he’ll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle. The cream rises to the top. So does the scum. The going got weird and he turned pro. The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family. The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor? The only thing he brought to this job was his car. The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”

Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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One warm day, Mulla Nasruddin was taking it easy in the shade of a walnut tree. After a time, he started eyeing speculatively, the huge pumpkins rising on vines and the small walnuts growing on a majestic tree.

Sometimes I just can't understand the ways of God! He more...

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- who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan thats mum

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