"I told my date that she was like a" joke

I told my date that she was like a fine wine...and I am like a corkscrew.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

67
33

I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

41
18

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

51
14

Where do you take a dying man?

The living room!

8
6

Big cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anybody.

4
0
Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 1 vote(s). 100% are positive. 0 comment(s).