"I never forget a face" joke

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to more...

I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me send money.

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke.
The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and, of course, the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another woman walks up behind more...

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