"Game of Intelligence" joke
A blonde was seated next to a lawyer on a plane and he kept bugging her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, he offered her 10 to 1 odds. "Each time you're unable to answer one of my questions," he explained, "you owe me $5.00. Each time I can't answer one of your questions, I'll give you $50.00." Reluctantly, the blonde agreed to play.
"What's the distance between Earth and the nearest star?" asked the lawyer.
Without even saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.00. She then asked him a question, "What goes up a hill with three legs, but comes back down the hill with four legs?"
Baffled, the lawyer grabbed his laptop and took several hours looking up everything he could, even going so far as to make several air-to-ground phone calls, in an attempt to find the answer.
Angry and frustrated, he finally gave up and handed her $50.00, which she immediately put in her purse.
"So, what's the answer to your question?" the lawyer asked impatiently.
Without saying a word, she handed him $5.00.
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