"Four Irish Catholic mothers having tea" joke
Four Irish Catholic mothers are having tea together.
First Mother: (sip) I'm so proud of my son. He went to the seminary and became a priest and when he walks into a room everyone stands up and says "Father".
Second Mother: (sip) I'm so proud of my son. He went to the seminary and became a priest, then a bishop, and when he walks into a room everyone kisses his ring and says "Your Eminence".
Third Mother: (sip) I'm so proud of my son. He went to the seminary and became a priest, then a bishop, and he's now a Cardinal. When he walks into a room everyone stands up and says "Your Excellency".
Fourth Mother: (sip) I'm so proud of my son. He's a 6'2, blond, blue eyed stripper, built like a brick shithouse and when he walks into a room everyone stands up and says "Oh my God."
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