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Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.

First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the Methodist. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The Baptist turned to his wife and whispered nervously, "This doesn't look good, Fanny."

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it more...

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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YANDA:the grace of god is not in accordance to our standards & also his judgement the methodists & presbyterians believe that you dont have to be better to go to heaven you just have to believe in god & repent your sinns will be forgiven no one is perfect.this joke is not funny
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YANDA:the grace of god is not in accordance to our standards & also his judgement the methodists & presbyterians believe that you dont have to be better to go to heaven you just have to believe in god & repent your sinns will be forgiven no one is perfect.this joke is not funny
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julie:Baptists believe in 'eternal security'. They don't believe you can lose your salvation, so this joke isn't funny b/c it doesn't follow the religious guidelines to make it funny. I'm an atheist, but was raised Baptist.
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