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Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.

First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the Methodist. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The Baptist turned to his wife and whispered nervously, "This doesn't look good, Fanny."

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YANDA:the grace of god is not in accordance to our standards & also his judgement the methodists & presbyterians believe that you dont have to be better to go to heaven you just have to believe in god & repent your sinns will be forgiven no one is perfect.this joke is not funny
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YANDA:the grace of god is not in accordance to our standards & also his judgement the methodists & presbyterians believe that you dont have to be better to go to heaven you just have to believe in god & repent your sinns will be forgiven no one is perfect.this joke is not funny
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julie:Baptists believe in 'eternal security'. They don't believe you can lose your salvation, so this joke isn't funny b/c it doesn't follow the religious guidelines to make it funny. I'm an atheist, but was raised Baptist.
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