"Etymologist vs entomologist riddle" joke
Q: What is the difference between an etymologist and an entomologist?
A: An etymologist would know the difference
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes