"Tsunami joke" joke

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What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

What's the least popular detergent in Japan?
Tide.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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