What's the least popular detergent in Japan?
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"
your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...