"Doggie style" joke

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Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
"Does you and your wife ever do it doggie style?"
"Well... not exactly. She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well... not exactly...." "I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

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Grumpy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

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