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    Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
    "Does you and your wife ever do it doggie style?"
    "Well... not exactly. She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
    "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
    "Well... not exactly...." "I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

    It has been studied and determined that the most often used
    Sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.
    The husband sits up and begs...
    And the wife rolls over and plays dead.

    It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position.The husband sits up and begs...And the wife rolls over and plays dead.

    one day there was a cute doggie who wished he could fly so he wished apon a star then he flew over the moon
    the end

    So, these two guys are carpooling home from work one day.
    Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored.
    So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn.
    "Look", he shouts "What are the those dogs doing? Are they fighting?"
    The passenger, being a man of the world, replies "They are having sex.
    Don't tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before?".
    The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had sex doggie style.
    So the passenger says "You have to try it. Its pretty cool.
    Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual position."
    The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try.
    So the next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the passenger asks "Well. How did it go?"
    To which the driver replies more...

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