"Difference Between Eagles And Taliban?" joke

A. The Taliban has a running game.

Q. What do the Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70, 000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ”.

Q. How do you keep an Eagles player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in Philly in case of a tornado?
A. Veterans Stadium- they rarely get a touchdown there.

Q. Why doesn’t Harrisburg have one of those exciting NFL teams?
A. Because Philly would want one.

Q. Why was Andy Reid upset when the Eagles playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.

Q. What’s the difference between the Eagles and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Philadelphia Eagles

Q. What do the Eagles and possums have in common?
A. They both play dead.

Q. How can you tell when the Eagles are going to run the ball?
A. Duce leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.