"Crime and Punishment" joke

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A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me send money.

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

- Look at those speeding cunts
- Nan that's an ambulance

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