"Cowboy and lesbian" joke
An old cowhand working on a ranch in Wyoming wants to go to the city.
In Chicago he gets off the bus and marvels at the city. It is more than he had imagined. He walks around for a while and sees a bar that reminds him of the bars in Sheridan. He walks in and feels at home and buys a beer. But it's early in the day, and he is alone so he sits and wishes he had someone to talk to. Soon an attractive woman comes in and sits down. He has watched TV and knows you should buy an attractive woman a drink if you want to talk to her. So he has the bartender bring her a drink with his compliments. She nods in appreciation. He has watched TV and knows now he should go sit by her and talk to her. So he does.
As he starts the conversation, she warns him, "I think you should know before you spend money on me that I'm a lesbian."
"I don't really know what that is," he replies. "A lesbian," says the woman, "is a person who would rather kiss a woman between the legs than a man on the lips." The cowhand thinks for a minute and then calls to the bartender, "Barkeep," he says, "bring two more drinks for us lesbians."
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